- Plot Twist: You meet someone.
- Bigger Plot Twist: You meet someone who has read all the same books as you and is obsessed with all the same stuff.
- Even Bigger Plot Twist: They are of your preferred gender and find you attractive, then ask you out.
- The Biggest Plot Twist Of Them All: They live in the same city as you.
- The Plot Twist of All Plot Twists: They Exist
- Most Bands: We will release a new song next friday at 7 via...
- Fall Out Boy: lol here have a new song out of fucking nowhere have fun try not to die