(Source: gokhanonat)

  • Plot Twist: You meet someone.
  • Bigger Plot Twist: You meet someone who has read all the same books as you and is obsessed with all the same stuff.
  • Even Bigger Plot Twist: They are of your preferred gender and find you attractive, then ask you out.
  • The Biggest Plot Twist Of Them All: They live in the same city as you.
  • The Plot Twist of All Plot Twists: They Exist

(Source: quiteakerfuffle)

  • Most Bands: We will release a new song next friday at 7 via...
  • Fall Out Boy: lol here have a new song out of fucking nowhere have fun try not to die

(Source: wetwolves)

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